Everything IS big in Texas, even the UFOs

As if the bible thumping farming town of Stephenville wasn't exciting enough, apparently they have UFOs flying all around town, being chased by fighter jets, no less.

Even crazier than that, a whopping 14% of Americans claim to have seen a UFO. 200 sitings a MONTH are reported, mainly from (you guessed it) Texas.

I don't know if it's the humid summers or sweet tea, but something ain't right.

Why I no longer eat Meat

The FDA has recently concluded that cloned animals are as safe to eat as ordinary animals. This conclusion is the last step in marketing meat and milk from cloned cattle, pigs and goats.

Granted, getting cloned animal products into our stores will take a few years, but these scary days are not that far away. For now, they are using the cloned animals for breeding, attempting to create a superior generation of farm animals.

When the cloned products DO get into our stores, the FDA will not decipher between cloned and non-cloned animal products, but will allow for "not from a clone" labels.

Where are we? Who are these people?

So...we can't clone human embryos for research so that we can cure cancer and Alzheimer's disease, but we can clone animals to eat? Redic.

Worst Acting. Ever.

Ok, so maybe the cast of Gossip Girl is good looking, but have you ever WATCHED the show? I got in about 4 quality minutes of the stuff, only because like a train wreck, it's difficult to look away.

And the lead role has man-voice. (It's a girl)
Just say no to Gossip Girl.

In My Next Life...

Am I the only one that plays this game? It's kind of the coulda/woulda/shoulda fantasy game about what your life COULD have been if you took another path, say when you were 6, 16, or 26.

In my next life, I want to take dance classes when I'm 3. Strangely enough because I want a be able to do splits and do one of those wide jumps across the room--you know, the ballerina leaps. I also want to be 3 inches taller so I can be one of those tall ballerina girls in the Nutcracker.

I'm my next life, I'd also like to be a psychologist, an actress, a piano player, and an amazing singer. Most importantly, I'd also like to be a Vet, because I heart animals. Or maybe a marine biologist because I like dolphins.

And if at all possible, I'd like to be a cat in my next life. Then Buddha and I could spoon for 20 hours a day.

I miss good SNL

I miss the good ol' days of Dana Carvey. Phil Hartman and of course, Chris Farley. This is such easy comedy that is hilarious.

The Christmas Movie season is upon us...

And it is time to embrace it.
You know you love it.



Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

TofuTurkey (Faux-Deli Lunch meat) Review

While in suburbia, I decided to make a stop at Trader Joe's (on a rainy Sunday in Suburban Square--NOT smart).

I picked up some TofuTurkey to make sandwiches (boy do I miss turkey subs from Wawa).

Verdict: B-
3 1/2 out of 5 stars
Cons: Consistency is tough and not melt-in-your-mouth like turkey.
Pros: I added cheese, a bit of mayo and mustard, and I had myself a delicious meat-free sammy. Not vegan, but definitely animal friendly. And healthy.

Would I suggest to a friend? Yes

Interesting...

What does it mean when I LOVE these stories? I hunt for these stories on PBS and TLC.
(This one is thanks to JMoney)

The story of the man who turned into a tree.

This is how I feel today.















KIDDING! HAPPY FRIDAY!

The Fage

Arguably the best yogurt on the market, Fage Greek yogurt is a delight to even the most difficult-to-please palates.

A consistency of full-fat sour cream, a light taste perfect for pairing with fruit or granola, and only 80 calories in the 0% version. Sometimes I eat two a day because I am so obsessed.

One problem--this brand o' yogurt is difficult to locate. Try Trader Joe's DiBruno's and Maxx's Produce. YUMMY! Trust me, one you try it, you will never go back...

That's Hot.

Paris Hilton will be at the Center City Macy's store from 5-7pm today (November 14th) to promote her new perfume.

I forget the name of it, it's something like Bam Bam (I just googled it...Can Can)